So. This is my blog. I decided I would start one even if only two people read it....me and my husband. It comes with this warning: You may not be amused by this blog. I promise not to make you read it. I double promise not to tape your eyelids open so you don't have to read it. It's your choice. Just like deciding on what socks you are going to wear today or what your favorite ice cream topping is. So I have joined the ___________ (enter some number) people who blog so others can read about what goes on in their heads.
I have been reading other peoples blogs and have noticed that there are many purposes for writing blogs. Some rant, some are super funny, some share recipes, others discuss daily events. Today I am confessing random things.
Confession #1: I am a closet dancer. I absolutely love to dance. I have always loved to dance. I have not danced in public, however, since my 11/12 year old dance recital. Dave got me the Dance Central game for Kinect shortly after I had Oliver. I was immediately addicted. I found muscles I didn't remember having. As a middle school teacher, we have school dances that we have to chaperone. I chaperoned one this week. Some teachers danced with the kids. When kids came over, I told them I can't dance. {{bowing in shame from my outright lie}}. I don't even know if I'm a good dancer because I don't dance in front of anyone. Guess I'll never know.
Confession#2: I am terribly amused by road signs. Seriously. It doesn't even have to be funny. Driving by "Gull Lake Inn," I imagine a business called "The Gull Lake Outt." I get launched into a dream world where the Gull Lake Outt is a travel agency that has a building of only doors that say exit on them. You can imagine my fit of hysterics when I drive by signs that are supposed to be funny. For example in Grissom, Indiana, there is a little gas station/diner with a sign that says "Eat Here and Get Gas." I almost ran off the road when I saw it. You may be thinking to yourself, "Chelsea I have ridden in the car with you and I have never heard you talk about road signs." Then I would have to say, that's why its a confession people! 'Cause not many people know it. BUT, if you see me smiling quietly in the seat next to you, I am probably thinking about a road sign that amused me.
Confession#3: I love useless trivia. For example, did you know that a rat can live longer without water than a camel? Or Lots of lipstick contains fish scales. Also, did you know that the glue on Israeli Postage Stamps is Kosher? I also have a bad habit of imparting this useless knowledge at bad times. Like when my mom was driving and hit a squirrel, I felt the need to tell her that squirrels mate for life. Great timing Chels. Where do I get this useless knowledge you ask? EVERYWHERE.
That its Folks.....until next time :)
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